10 replies 7 views Edited Dec 8, 2006
I have come to the conclusion that Morning Hair is Mother Natures sick & twisted attempt at being humorous towards mankind!
I mean, look at this dumbass! An other wise perfect day, RUINED! How can anyone in their right mind face the public looking like that. And yet, Mother Nature is laughing her fat ass off, no doubt enjoying the pain, suffering and humiliation that she brings to the world each and every morning.
We all have been there (unless you're bald of course)...where it seems no amount of mouse, water, gel, hair-spray, saliva, grease, cooking oil, motor oil, etc, does any good. And just when you think you have won the battle, and head on out the door, you feel and notice your hair reverting back to the doofus look.
Message Edited by The Jolly Roger on 12-08-2006 12:27 PM
Dec 8, 2006
i too am a victim of bed head.... for I have thin hair anyway.... but I cant do anything till I've showered and thats a cure for me
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Dec 8, 2006
Me too, and when i had a fro, it looked so funny! I'd have a fro-mohawk, since the sides were flat and the top stood up .
My hair goes flat on the side that I was sleeping on..