I wish i had a cat.
You can have mine. I wish I dind't have a Cat.
Awwww, don't be s mean!
No, seriously, He's an A-Hole. Look at the pic, I am convinced he is flipping me off in it.
That smug look on his face. Look at the Dog, He is scared out of his mind, that the cat is sitting next to him. The cat beats the crap out of the dog, for no reason. He pushes the dog away from his own food bowl, and the dog LETS HIM.
Mafia cat or something. He plays games. He gets hungry in the middle of the night, so he jumps on the bureau. The he pushes something off. When it wakes you up, he stares at you, and God forbid you put your head back down, he will scoot something else off.
He chews ALL WIRES. He is a beast.
When he goes, I am having him stuffed. He will be a trophy to represent and serve as a reminder that he will be the First and the Last cat I will have ever owned.
You want him? Please? Anyone?