It has come to my attention that the presidential election of 2016 is almost here and I as a role model to this nation I will run for president. I will need all the help from this forum that I could get to become the man that will change history. Running for president is a serious matter and should not be taken lightly. If you vote for me I will promise the following
1.) Free hair wax and a 360 comb so everyone can have my hair.
2.) School bathroom will now have to have the stall walls starting from the top all the way to the bottom to ensure no immature little freshmen will throw wet paper over the stalls ruining your bathroom experience.
3.) I will launch Venom TV on channel 69 to bring you the latest news and rater R superstar movies.
4.) I will ban the xbox one and anyone seen with or suspected of having the xbox will get shot 360 times.
5.) Girls can no longer wear sandals as they are a biohazard.
6.) All teen bands and groups will be destroyed.
7.) Every Monday is Venom day and no school and work will be allowed.
8.) I will put up more ideas in the future.
Remember citizens Vote for me and you will choose victory. Lets make 2016 a year to remember.
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Good attempt at making an actual discussion considering your recent activity. Admirable, but mistaken.
Tell me, old sport. What happened to your other account?
Edit: As expected of Venom. All hope of sensible discussion dashed away with one edit.
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