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Re: Post your favorite Joke here.

Aug 8, 2013

A well to do lady is getting up in years. She stares at herself in the mirror and thinks I should have some surgery.

But she's a afraid of all the things that may go wrong.


The next day she gets up early and goes to church and prays to god for guidance.

"God I'm getting old I wish to have surgery so I may look young again. But god

I'm afraid something may go wrong or even worse I may die."


God answers, "My child have no fear for you will live for many more years without

incident. You have my blessing."


So the woman is elated and schedules an appointment ASAP. 

She goes through a long procedure with great success. Days after she heals

she heads out with a new out look on life.


BOOM. She gets hit with a truck dead. She gets to heaven and is upset and



"God you said I would live a long life without incident."


God answers, "I'm sorry I didn't recognize you."

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