My fav joke back in the 3rd grade would be
" Knock Knock "
"Who's dere "
" BOO! "
" Boo who?"
" IM SORRY I DIDN't MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY "
I'd yell the last part too, and laugh my buttocks off.
Here's a geeky one (my favorite kind):
What do you call a non-specific Sith complaint?
SpoilerA General Grievance.
Oh my, that's worse than a Trekkie still living in his parent's basement.
Why a Trekkie and not Warkkie? Because he has the "Force" to move.