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Someone needs to post a joke Smiley Tongue

 


Why did the redneck cross the road?

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There is a grade school math class and the teacher is doing word problems.   She puts this problem to the class.   "Class there is a farmer who is trying to protect his crops from the crows and he sees 3 crows sitting on the fence. If he takes out his gun and shoots one of the crows how many crows are left"     She sees little johnny, doodling in his notebook as usual, and decides to ask him.  

 

Johnny responds "None teach" and goes back to doodling.  The teacher now tells Johnny that he is wrong, the answer is 2, and to pay attention.  She then goes on and asks him to explain his answer to which Johnny says "Well the farmer shot the first bird and the noise of the gun scared away the other 2"    The teacher, a bit surprised, says  "That is not the correct answer but I like the way you think"


Now Johnny doesn't like this so he says "Well teach, I have a word problem of my own for you"   The teacher bites and says "Go ahead Johnny" and this is what Johnny asks.

 

"Well teach there are 3 girls sitting on that same fence with lollipops, one is licking it, one is sucking it, and one is biting it.  Which one is married?"     The teacher responds "The one sucking it?" to which Johnny replies "No, the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think" 

 

 

 

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FiveFourteen wrote:

PLYMCO_PILGRIM wrote:

Someone needs to post a joke Smiley Tongue

 


Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he forgot the dead chicken and his gun on the other side? 

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Re: Post your favorite Joke here.

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PLYMCO_PILGRIM wrote:

FiveFourteen wrote:

PLYMCO_PILGRIM wrote:

Someone needs to post a joke Smiley Tongue

 


Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he forgot the dead chicken and his gun on the other side? 


He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side! 

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street, Papa tomato, Mama tomato, and Baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Papa tomato gets really angry and goes back and squishs him and says, "Ketchup."

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street, Papa tomato, Mama tomato, and Baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Papa tomato gets really angry and goes back and squishs him and says, "Ketchup."


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Here's a geeky one (my favorite kind):

 

What do you call a non-specific Sith complaint?

 

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A General Grievance.

 


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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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Dis isn't funny but I certainly laugh everytime..

 

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My favorite joke? YOUR FACE
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