I will spare you. Your name reminds me of Earthworm Jim
I kill you with a hairbrush, USB stick, one of JB's hit songs, and a tic-tac.
I hit you over the head with a hairbrush. You fall unconscious. While unconscious, I tie you to a toilet. When you wake, I repeatedly jab you in the neck with a USB stick. After you are severely wounded, I start playing "Baby" by Justin Bieber. I let you sit through a 10 hour loop, then throw the tic-tac in your mouth. I think your slow and painful death deserves a little flavor.