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My IM Convo with santa, honestly funny XD! please dont miss!!

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you can talk to santa on MSN and he gives you computer generated awnsers after i finished it i realized this was too funny to pass up = )

§alex§ says:

Santa!!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, §alex§! I'm Santa Claus!

 

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

§alex§ says:

um..

Santa Claus says:

Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.

§alex§ says:

boy

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, §alex§?

§alex§ says:

er.. you talk a bit fast..

Santa Claus says:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, §alex§.

 

What else would you like?

§alex§ says:

= S

Santa Claus says:

Great, §alex§! I'll see what I can do.

§alex§ says:

stay away creep!!

Santa Claus says:

I have nine flying reindeer who pull my sleigh!

§alex§ says:

...

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

..i bet!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

pervert!!

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yeah!!

Santa Claus says:

Uh huh.

§alex§ says:

your pretty immature for your age..

Santa Claus says:

I'm pretty old.

§alex§ says:

...what a concience..

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

get your own o

Santa Claus says:

Santa Claus! Merry Christmas!

§alex§ says:

...

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

what was what?

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

..oh no not again..

Santa Claus says:

Oh no? What's up?

§alex§ says:

?? wow your pretty smart for a bag of chips...*snicker* get it ^_^ bag of "chips"

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

§alex§ says:

youy mean you dont get my joke!?

Santa Claus says:

Sooner or later, you'll know why not.

§alex§ says:

O_O

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

§alex§ says:

..i'm starting to thing you are a real santa..

Santa Claus says:

Of course!

§alex§ says:

!!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

§alex§ says:

yo' mam!

Santa Claus says:

Hey! Leave her out of this.

§alex§ says:

= O !!

Santa Claus says:

Oh?

§alex§ says:

**bleep**, dude...

Santa Claus says:

That's a somewhat naughty thing to say.

§alex§ says:

X D

Santa Claus says:

Yes? What about XD?

§alex§ says:

...aw man its like talking to a pole..

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yes..

Santa Claus says:

Yes.

§alex§ says:

yes

Santa Claus says:

Uh huh.

§alex§ says:

yeah

Santa Claus says:

Yep.

§alex§ says:

See what i mean!!

Santa Claus says:

I hear ya...

§alex§ says:

= |.. oh brother...

Santa Claus says:

What about Brother?

§alex§ says:

XD

 

Santa Claus says:

If you're happy, I'm happy!

§alex§ says:

whew...i see no end to this..

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

ok thats getting boring santa, No More!!

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

they have discounts for hearing aids in Radioshack right now, want one?

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

yeah!

Santa Claus says:

Aye.

 

So moving right along...

§alex§ says:

about time now, = \

Santa Claus says:

Who?

§alex§ says:

Miss Claus

Santa Claus says:

What about Miss Claus?

§alex§ says:

i think shes fat because all the cookies the kids leave you, you give to her

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

§alex§ says:

Ha Ha Ha!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

Yo Yo Yo!

Santa Claus says:

Hi again, §alex§.

§alex§ says:

XD

Santa Claus says:

 

 

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

 

Don't you want to ask me something?

§alex§ says:

your pretyy smart..

Santa Claus says:

That's nice to hear!

§alex§ says:

no.. nobody likes a smartass

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...

§alex§ says:

huuu.. = P

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

whatever..cya santa

Santa Claus says:

Who's Cya Santa?

§alex§ says:

XD oh golly..

Santa Claus says:

 

 

Well. Anyway...

 

Try asking me something.

§alex§ says:

i tried...

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yes, my hardest

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

blah, good night santa!!

Santa Claus says:

Bye, §alex§!

§alex§ says:

really!?1 you'll let me go!!? = D

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

*PFFFffftt!!* Bye!!!

Santa Claus says:

Take it easy.

§alex§ says:

*slams door*

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...





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Re: My IM Convo with santa, honestly funny XD!

Dec 24, 2006
Ask him if he likes to somke weed .
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Re: My IM Convo with santa, honestly funny XD!

Dec 24, 2006


Bad_Bike2 wrote:
after i finished it i realized this was too funny to pass up = )

§alex§ says:

Santa!!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, §alex§! I'm Santa Claus!

 

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

§alex§ says:

um..

Santa Claus says:

Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.

§alex§ says:

boy

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, §alex§?

§alex§ says:

er.. you talk a bit fast..

Santa Claus says:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, §alex§.

 

What else would you like?

§alex§ says:

= S

Santa Claus says:

Great, §alex§! I'll see what I can do.

§alex§ says:

stay away creep!!

Santa Claus says:

I have nine flying reindeer who pull my sleigh!

§alex§ says:

...

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

..i bet!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

pervert!!

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yeah!!

Santa Claus says:

Uh huh.

§alex§ says:

your pretty immature for your age..

Santa Claus says:

I'm pretty old.

§alex§ says:

...what a concience..

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

get your own o

Santa Claus says:

Santa Claus! Merry Christmas!

§alex§ says:

...

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

what was what?

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

..oh no not again..

Santa Claus says:

Oh no? What's up?

§alex§ says:

?? wow your pretty smart for a bag of chips...*snicker* get it ^_^ bag of "chips"

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

§alex§ says:

youy mean you dont get my joke!?

Santa Claus says:

Sooner or later, you'll know why not.

§alex§ says:

O_O

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

§alex§ says:

..i'm starting to thing you are a real santa..

Santa Claus says:

Of course!

§alex§ says:

!!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

§alex§ says:

yo' mam!

Santa Claus says:

Hey! Leave her out of this.

§alex§ says:

= O !!

Santa Claus says:

Oh?

§alex§ says:

**bleep**, dude...

Santa Claus says:

That's a somewhat naughty thing to say.

§alex§ says:

X D

Santa Claus says:

Yes? What about XD?

§alex§ says:

...aw man its like talking to a pole..

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yes..

Santa Claus says:

Yes.

§alex§ says:

yes

Santa Claus says:

Uh huh.

§alex§ says:

yeah

Santa Claus says:

Yep.

§alex§ says:

See what i mean!!

Santa Claus says:

I hear ya...

§alex§ says:

= |.. oh brother...

Santa Claus says:

What about Brother?

§alex§ says:

XD

 

Santa Claus says:

If you're happy, I'm happy!

§alex§ says:

whew...i see no end to this..

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

ok thats getting boring santa, No More!!

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

they have discounts for hearing aids in Radioshack right now, want one?

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

yeah!

Santa Claus says:

Aye.

 

So moving right along...

§alex§ says:

about time now, = \

Santa Claus says:

Who?

§alex§ says:

Miss Claus

Santa Claus says:

What about Miss Claus?

§alex§ says:

i think shes fat because all the cookies the kids leave you, you give to her

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

§alex§ says:

Ha Ha Ha!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

Yo Yo Yo!

Santa Claus says:

Hi again, §alex§.

§alex§ says:

XD

Santa Claus says:

 

 

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

 

Don't you want to ask me something?

§alex§ says:

your pretyy smart..

Santa Claus says:

That's nice to hear!

§alex§ says:

no.. nobody likes a smartass

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...

§alex§ says:

huuu.. = P

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

whatever..cya santa

Santa Claus says:

Who's Cya Santa?

§alex§ says:

XD oh golly..

Santa Claus says:

 

 

Well. Anyway...

 

Try asking me something.

§alex§ says:

i tried...

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yes, my hardest

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

blah, good night santa!!

Santa Claus says:

Bye, §alex§!

§alex§ says:

really!?1 you'll let me go!!? = D

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

*PFFFffftt!!* Bye!!!

Santa Claus says:

Take it easy.

§alex§ says:

*slams door*

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...



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Re: My IM Convo with santa, honestly funny XD!

Dec 24, 2006
come on guys read it!! its hilarious!

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Haha, that was pretty funny. Stupid AIM bots.
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Re: My IM Convo with santa, honestly funny XD! please dont miss!!

Dec 24, 2006


Bad_Bike2 wrote:
you can talk to santa on MSN and he gives you computer generated awnsers after i finished it i realized this was too funny to pass up = )

§alex§ says:

Santa!!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, §alex§! I'm Santa Claus!

 

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

§alex§ says:

um..

Santa Claus says:

Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.

§alex§ says:

boy

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, §alex§?

§alex§ says:

er.. you talk a bit fast..

Santa Claus says:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, §alex§.

 

What else would you like?

§alex§ says:

= S

Santa Claus says:

Great, §alex§! I'll see what I can do.

§alex§ says:

stay away creep!!

Santa Claus says:

I have nine flying reindeer who pull my sleigh!

§alex§ says:

...

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

..i bet!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

pervert!!

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yeah!!

Santa Claus says:

Uh huh.

§alex§ says:

your pretty immature for your age..

Santa Claus says:

I'm pretty old.

§alex§ says:

...what a concience..

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

get your own o

Santa Claus says:

Santa Claus! Merry Christmas!

§alex§ says:

...

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

what was what?

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

..oh no not again..

Santa Claus says:

Oh no? What's up?

§alex§ says:

?? wow your pretty smart for a bag of chips...*snicker* get it ^_^ bag of "chips"

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

§alex§ says:

youy mean you dont get my joke!?

Santa Claus says:

Sooner or later, you'll know why not.

§alex§ says:

O_O

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

§alex§ says:

..i'm starting to thing you are a real santa..

Santa Claus says:

Of course!

§alex§ says:

!!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

§alex§ says:

yo' mam!

Santa Claus says:

Hey! Leave her out of this.

§alex§ says:

= O !!

Santa Claus says:

Oh?

§alex§ says:

**bleep**, dude...

Santa Claus says:

That's a somewhat naughty thing to say.

§alex§ says:

X D

Santa Claus says:

Yes? What about XD?

§alex§ says:

...aw man its like talking to a pole..

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yes..

Santa Claus says:

Yes.

§alex§ says:

yes

Santa Claus says:

Uh huh.

§alex§ says:

yeah

Santa Claus says:

Yep.

§alex§ says:

See what i mean!!

Santa Claus says:

I hear ya...

§alex§ says:

= |.. oh brother...

Santa Claus says:

What about Brother?

§alex§ says:

XD

 

Santa Claus says:

If you're happy, I'm happy!

§alex§ says:

whew...i see no end to this..

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

ok thats getting boring santa, No More!!

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

they have discounts for hearing aids in Radioshack right now, want one?

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

yeah!

Santa Claus says:

Aye.

 

So moving right along...

§alex§ says:

about time now, = \

Santa Claus says:

Who?

§alex§ says:

Miss Claus

Santa Claus says:

What about Miss Claus?

§alex§ says:

i think shes fat because all the cookies the kids leave you, you give to her

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

§alex§ says:

Ha Ha Ha!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

Yo Yo Yo!

Santa Claus says:

Hi again, §alex§.

§alex§ says:

XD

Santa Claus says:

 

 

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

 

Don't you want to ask me something?

§alex§ says:

your pretyy smart..

Santa Claus says:

That's nice to hear!

§alex§ says:

no.. nobody likes a smartass

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...

§alex§ says:

huuu.. = P

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

§alex§ says:

whatever..cya santa

Santa Claus says:

Who's Cya Santa?

§alex§ says:

XD oh golly..

Santa Claus says:

 

 

Well. Anyway...

 

Try asking me something.

§alex§ says:

i tried...

Santa Claus says:

Really?

§alex§ says:

yes, my hardest

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

§alex§ says:

blah, good night santa!!

Santa Claus says:

Bye, §alex§!

§alex§ says:

really!?1 you'll let me go!!? = D

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

§alex§ says:

*PFFFffftt!!* Bye!!!

Santa Claus says:

Take it easy.

§alex§ says:

*slams door*

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...





Message Edited by Bad_Bike2 on 12-24-2006 02:30 PM

Lol.
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Re: My IM Convo with santa, honestly funny XD! please dont miss!!

Dec 24, 2006
rofl, nice.
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Re: My IM Convo with santa, honestly funny XD!

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Ask him if he likes to somke weed .


LOL.  He'll prob say, Ho Ho Ho, and I like to eat them when I'm high.
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Re: My IM Convo with santa, honestly funny XD!

Dec 24, 2006
lol that wasn't funny

have a convorsation w/ smarterchild,, he actually like knows what ur saying
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