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Not the most cool hipster yolo swag 420 blaze it glasses.<br><br>But they make my eyesight really far away. It's really impressive.<br><br>But it feels odd. Looking in the glasses make my eyes feel like they're being pulled and the glass is really... curved. It feels awkward, looks awkward, I can probably make it work with some gel because I'm yoloswag420blazeit cool and obnoxiously hot but these glasses... these glasses man they look like old lady petunia who used to be a secret agent spy but retired to become a hand knitter and lives with 3 cats and has a flower garden in her backyard which gets watered every 21 hours and shops at safeway where the chips are 5 dollars for regular lays when she can just go to the dollar store to get the exact same one for 2 dollars but can't walk there due to her arthiritis and I'll never get a girl with these glasses I'll grow old like old lady petunia and I'll end up living in a bungalow and listen to 30's music on my grammophone like petunia and I'll never go anywhere in life and --<br><br>I think I like them now, thanks to my improvised story.
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nour321 wrote:
Not the most cool hipster yolo swag 420 blaze it glasses.
But they make my eyesight really far away. It's really impressive.
But it feels odd. Looking in the glasses make my eyes feel like they're being pulled and the glass is really... curved. It feels awkward, looks awkward, I can probably make it work with some gel because I'm yoloswag420blazeit cool and obnoxiously hot but these glasses... these glasses man they look like old lady petunia who used to be a secret agent spy but retired to become a hand knitter and lives with 3 cats and has a flower garden in her backyard which gets watered every 21 hours and shops at safeway where the chips are 5 dollars for regular lays when she can just go to the dollar store to get the exact same one for 2 dollars but can't walk there due to her arthiritis and I'll never get a girl with these glasses I'll grow old like old lady petunia and I'll end up living in a bungalow and listen to 30's music on my grammophone like petunia and I'll never go anywhere in life and --
I think I like them now, thanks to my improvised story.

Fixed your line break problem.

The Second set of <br> should be </br>, which is also the same as pressing enter twice.

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It isn't my fault I'm using mobile and I know how to press line break, it probably thinks I'm brazilian is all.
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What the heck did I just read
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My brain hurts now.
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