Reply
Highlighted
Apr 13 2013
By: itsnotozzyitsozz Uncharted Territory 1468 posts
Offline

Guys side of the story/OUR RULES -This was copied from a FB page-

[ Edited ]
56 replies 175 views Edited Apr 13, 2013

-This is from Facebook-

 

Girls are always telling us their rules, so here are the guys rules, and their all numbered 1 for a reason.

 

 

 

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------









Message 1 of 57 (175 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Splicer
Registered: 03/29/2013
Offline
80 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

Apr 13, 2013

Christopher Columbus was evil. He let himself and his men rape the natives they captured and he was not the first to discover America. Just a little fun fact for you! Smiley Happy

Killzone-Shadow-Fall-Edit
Message 2 of 57 (170 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Treasure Hunter
Registered: 01/26/2007
Offline
7871 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

[ Edited ]
Apr 13, 2013

Actually, I see in 16,777,216 colors. Gotta love Hexadecimal.

 

Also, you forgot rule number 2: "Yes Dear." Smiley Tongue

Message 3 of 57 (166 Views)
Uncharted Territory
Registered: 09/04/2011
Offline
1468 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

Apr 13, 2013
Thats what you took out of that whole thing? Lol thanks for the fun fact that I already knew btw
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------









Message 4 of 57 (164 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Uncharted Territory
Registered: 09/04/2011
Offline
1468 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

Apr 13, 2013
Not sure, I got this from FB and thought it was funny. While I don't agree with ALL of it, I agree with the toilet rule the most. Really **bleep**? It takes not a single effort to put down a **bleep** toilet seat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------









Message 5 of 57 (162 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Ghost of Sparta
Registered: 02/03/2008
Offline
15343 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

Apr 13, 2013

I only have one rule.

Imperator Danknovaxperaux Divi filius Imp XIII Pont Max Trib Pot XLIX Cos CXVI Primus Signiferi Box-xy Princeps Moderatores Pater Forum


Fabulous!
Message 6 of 57 (155 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Uncharted Territory
Registered: 09/04/2011
Offline
1468 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

Apr 13, 2013
That is?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------









Message 7 of 57 (151 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Wastelander
Registered: 12/26/2012
Offline
562 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

Apr 13, 2013

Should be edit with the right number for every rule, I mean seeing 1. In every rule is kinda funny.

 

Also, Capslock Rage much?

 

But I digress, these are funny and interesting to read, it's like what exactly happen in my life with my wife 

Message 8 of 57 (148 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Uncharted Territory
Registered: 09/04/2011
Offline
1468 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

Apr 13, 2013
I copied it from FB, thats how it was written on the FB photo.

I agree with all of it except for the clothes and shoes part, because I have a problem buying lots of clothes and shoes for myself. I love my tapout, UFC, Everlast, and Metal Mulisha clothes, and I love my band t shirts. Im a huge world industries shoe guy as well.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------









Message 9 of 57 (145 Views)
Reply
0 Likes
Wastelander
Registered: 12/26/2012
Offline
562 posts
 

Re: Guys side of the story/OUR RULES

Apr 13, 2013

itsnotozzyitsozz wrote:
I copied it from FB, thats how it was written on the FB photo.

I agree with all of it except for the clothes and shoes part, because I have a problem buying lots of clothes and shoes for myself. I love my tapout, UFC, Everlast, and Metal Mulisha clothes, and I love my band t shirts. Im a huge world industries shoe guy as well.


Well it's at least you could do some edit to make this thread look better aside from being copy from FB? I would so recommend this thread to other guys as well because it's true, but the weird number kinda ruin it for me Smiley Sad

 

Maybe you could spend like 1 min fixing the number?

Message 10 of 57 (137 Views)
Reply
0 Likes