Hello people I would love to know some funny stories that you people had in your life. I have one and its where I almost had a divorce.
So I am preparing for some promo's with my buisness and my wife gives me a text saying where I am. And I was filming the promo add with a woman named Ellie so I say. Filming a promo with Ellie but autocorrect said. Filming a porno with Ellie. I almost got divorced that day.XD
I know you aint joking. And please don't show me pictures of it. IT WILL KILL MY EYES.
Ah I see lol. Don't worry, I won't . I'd hate for anyone's eyes to be killed or maimed in any way lol.
Having a fart competition with a friend at school like 5 years ago.
Whoever farted the loudest with the other present during the whole day buys the other a milkshake.
One day I attempted a loud fart during a school play, that loud fart was the loudest, smelliest and wettest fart I have ever had. I had to rush to the toilet and wipe my arse with my pants as there was no toilet roll.
For the nest two years I was "Mr.. **bleep**pants". Oh well, at least I got my milkshake.