I think I've posted this in one thread already, buuut what the hell. From Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang.
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you **bleep** are!
Harry: Oh Wow. Woo. It's tiny. Is this real?
Perry: Yeah, it's a Derringer. It's loaded. I call it my **bleep**got gun.
Perry: Because its only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. You asked, Chief.