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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061206/ap_on_fe_st/plane_passing_gas

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

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FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.


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You're planning something arent you.
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This was posted yesterday...Yet, oddly enough...it's still funny as hell lol.
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cv2K8 wrote:
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You're planning something arent you.


            no its just intreasting that it was a woman I tought it would have been a man when I was reading it
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psp_owns_ds wrote:
This was posted yesterday...Yet, oddly enough...it's still funny as hell lol.


damn yahoo's late on their news....
 
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cv2K8 wrote:


HDANNYH wrote:


cv2K8 wrote:
intresting



You're planning something arent you.


            no its just intreasting that it was a woman I tought it would have been a man when I was reading it


men don't care, they'd be smiling all proud pointing at themselves. women would be starting a campfire in the aisles and throwing potpourri on it.
 
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This was posted already. Yeah, that's pretty funny stuff.
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lol, thats pretty funny.
was she retarded or something?
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