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Jan 07 2013
By: BigBrotherKaz Wastelander 562 posts
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Cthulhu is real????? Epic Thread

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Known as the Old or Ancient Ones, Cthulhu is an Octopus-like Dragon Demon of the Deep Sea, being hundreds of meters tall, with human-looking arms and legs and a pair of rudimentary wings on its back  with an unknown number of tentacles surrounding its supposed mouth

 

Is he real?

 

I mean it's obvious not right, but why do people worship him and make up story to make him REAALLL?

People said that these natural occurrence are that of his making:

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That cloud sure have that weird tentacle thingy shape :smileyhappy:

 

"Ryleh Rising, Cthulhu Cometh, Dead Await ALL ,我爱彩虹裂纹 "Quoted some random Chinese cult addicted to Lovecraft Novel, and probably Mystic Juice Drug because they are Gangsta.

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But I think Cthulhu is real, I mean, yes he is real, because I justs saw him at my backyard fighting Godzilla on my own Mini-pond, and we all know these two can shapeshift:

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And then I had him for dinner because I was like super hungry after going to the 50 cent store just 1 block away from my uncle home to get some Magazines ( Probably Playboy) and you know what, walking half a miles like that make a man so hungry he could eat an Ancient Demonic Squid God for dinner:

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So why did I even post like this, I was drunk and I just have some Squid on a Stick, so a random topic like this is likely to happen, and it got Cthulhu in the title, people will come in and read LOL :smileyhappy:

 

Happy New Year, my random threads are back :smileyhappy: and TROLL SUCCESS :smileyhappy:

 

Oh yeah, Google the Chinese word lol

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Yuk that squid food. Totally Gross! 

Btw.. U can visit cthulhu in pshome over at the demonic cutteridge estate. 

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**bleep** I just got trolled... 

 

I actually read and read then seen the bottom part and was like.... OMG

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BigBrotherKaz wrote:

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dude, that looks delicious... :smileysurprised:


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For some reason Clthulhu reminds me of Ultros from Final Fantasy. LOL  And Kaz ate a God, W.T.F are you man? A greater god then the all mighty Zeus? O.O  And by the way  your trolling doesn't scare me at all bro, so come on bring it on with the trolling dude. :smileyhappy:

 

 

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For some reason Clthulhu reminds me of Ultros from Final Fantasy. LOL  And Kaz ate a God W.T.F are you man? A greater god then the all mighty Zeus? O.O

 

 


This just reminded me of how silly things seem in the FF World, if they were real.

 

Yes, you have the option to run away.

 

Sometimes, you can't.

 

You Inevitably drop something if you so choose to run away.

 

You get no HP, MP or EP if you do run away.

 

This being said, it seems most of the monsters in FF are silly enough (See above) that if you ran into then, you could just go around.  Those who do seem to be scary and dangerous enough, in real life you would be better served to run if you could.

 

The above monster would get a stern laugh from me, then I would kick it in the junk.  Just speaking in real World terms here.:smileywink:

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BigBrotherKaz wrote:

 

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 Gangnum Style...

 

I get it now.  It all makes sense to me.

 

Somebody let these fellas know a couple of things:

 

1.  Have some Pecks or at least some Abs before you take your shirt off for a picture.  At least get through puberty.

 

2. One gun?  Do they have to share the gun?  Does one carry the bullets, one the gun, one the magazine, and the other two give moral support?

 

As a side note, is that the post for a velvet rope in his hand?  Also, does the guy on the far left realize his buddy is pointing that gun right at him?

 

They need to do the following:

Get P90X or Insanity

Go to the gun store and get 4 more guns

Stop holding up the line outside the club.  Us regular joes just want to DANCE!

 

 

 

Moble

 

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BigBrotherKaz wrote:

 

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 Gangnum Style...

 

I get it now.  It all makes sense to me.

 

Somebody let these fellas know a couple of things:

 

1.  Have some Pecks or at least some Abs before you take your shirt off for a picture.  At least get through puberty.

 

2. One gun?  Do they have to share the gun?  Does one carry the bullets, one the gun, one the magazine, and the other two give moral support?

 

As a side note, is that the post for a velvet rope in his hand?  Also, does the guy on the far left realize his buddy is pointing that gun right at him?

 

They need to do the following:

Get P90X or Insanity

Go to the gun store and get 4 more guns

Stop holding up the line outside the club.  Us regular joes just want to DANCE!

 

 

 

Moble

 


LOL thats funny to bad they didn't have a Chinese version of the song or even better a North Korean one. LOL XD 

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lol

 

Might be the worst troll attempt I've seen on PSU since the old days when idiots would tell us the PS3 would require a down payment. (Almost did though! :smileysurprised:)

 

 

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