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Bob Evans Company Memo, OMG, you have to read this, LMAO!

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My sister works for "Bob Evans" and today they handed her this company wide memo.  OMG, I couldn't believe this is real.  Check it out:
 
Attention all Management and Hourly Employess!
Please instruct employess working with retail items that they are not to position the "Christmas or Thanksgiving Stuffed Animals in erotic Positions."  We have found that the parents of most of our younger (under 18 crowd) do not wish thier children to recieve Karma Sutra lessons from our Teddy Bears.  What seems humorous to you may be very offensive to our customers.  The decision as to when to teach children "Where Do teddy Bears Come From?" is not one that we wish to force prematurely on parents with children while eating in our resturants.  Please also refrain from positioning any of our stuffed animals from depicting scenes of violent warfare, criminal acts, ritual sacrifice, hate crimes, rioting, terrorism, campaigning for political office, or other matters best left for discussion within the home.
 
Please keep in mind that these actions are a direct violation of Work Rule #8 "on or off duty conduct that reflects adversely on the company, its employees, and/or its customers".  Violation of Work Rule #8 may result in suspension pending termination for a serious first offense.
 
Thank you,
Management
 
 
 
This is the best memo I have ever seen, EVER.  ROFLAMO


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TheNewJackyl wrote:
My sister works for "Bob Evans" and today they handed her this company wide memo.  OMG, I couldn't believe this is real.  Check it out:
 
Attention all Management and Hourly Employess!
Please instruct employess working with retail items that they are not to position the "Christmas or Thanksgiving Stuffed Animals in erotic Positions."  We have found that the parents of most of our younger (under 18 crowd) do not wish thier children to recieve Karma Sutra lessons from our Teddy Bears.  What seems humorous to you may be very offensive to our customers.  The decision as to when to teach children "Where Do teddy Bears Come From?" is not one that we wish to force prematurely on parents with children while eating in our resturants.  Please also refrain from positioning any of our stuffed animals from depicting scenes of violent warfare, criminal acts, ritual sacrifice, hate crimes, rioting, terrorism, campaigning for political office, or other matters best left for discussion within the home.
 
Please keep in mind that these actions are a direct violation of Work Rule #8 "on or off duty conduct that reflects adversely on the company, its employees, and/or its customers".  Violation of Work Rule #8 may result in suspension pending termination for a serious first offense.
 
Thank you,
Management
 
 
 
This is the best memo I have ever seen, EVER.  ROFLAMO


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ROFL! AHAHAH! I Like That Part "Positions" AHAHA!
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hahahaha.....nice....nice....it sounds like something the owner of the Dominos I work out would do...
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Those damn teddy bears!
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TheNewJackyl wrote:
My sister works for "Bob Evans" and today they handed her this company wide memo.  OMG, I couldn't believe this is real.  Check it out:
 
Attention all Management and Hourly Employess!
Please instruct employess working with retail items that they are not to position the "Christmas or Thanksgiving Stuffed Animals in erotic Positions."  We have found that the parents of most of our younger (under 18 crowd) do not wish thier children to recieve Karma Sutra lessons from our Teddy Bears.  What seems humorous to you may be very offensive to our customers.  The decision as to when to teach children "Where Do teddy Bears Come From?" is not one that we wish to force prematurely on parents with children while eating in our resturants.  Please also refrain from positioning any of our stuffed animals from depicting scenes of violent warfare, criminal acts, ritual sacrifice, hate crimes, rioting, terrorism, campaigning for political office, or other matters best left for discussion within the home.
 
Please keep in mind that these actions are a direct violation of Work Rule #8 "on or off duty conduct that reflects adversely on the company, its employees, and/or its customers".  Violation of Work Rule #8 may result in suspension pending termination for a serious first offense.
 
Thank you,
Management
 
 
 
This is the best memo I have ever seen, EVER.  ROFLAMO


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TheNewJackyl wrote:
My sister works for "Bob Evans" and today they handed her this company wide memo.  OMG, I couldn't believe this is real.  Check it out:
 
Attention all Management and Hourly Employess!
Please instruct employess working with retail items that they are not to position the "Christmas or Thanksgiving Stuffed Animals in erotic Positions."  We have found that the parents of most of our younger (under 18 crowd) do not wish thier children to recieve Karma Sutra lessons from our Teddy Bears.  What seems humorous to you may be very offensive to our customers.  The decision as to when to teach children "Where Do teddy Bears Come From?" is not one that we wish to force prematurely on parents with children while eating in our resturants.  Please also refrain from positioning any of our stuffed animals from depicting scenes of violent warfare, criminal acts, ritual sacrifice, hate crimes, rioting, terrorism, campaigning for political office, or other matters best left for discussion within the home.
 
 
Thank you,
Management
 
 
 
This is the best memo I have ever seen, EVER.  ROFLAMO


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Best line right there.
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