So I have a best friend whose house I've been visiting almost every week for over 2 years now. I have never had to use the toilet before, well at least not to do a number 2, until last night... Not because I like to, or because I want to, but because I HAVE TO (obviously).
And the strangest thing in the world happened, my best friend WOULDN'T LET ME! He said it was bad manners, awkward and all other kinds of ridiculous arguments. I said "eff you" and went anyway, because I literally couldn't hold it. But he made a huge stink (sorry) and wasn't happy about it at all.