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Best friend wouldn't let me do a number 2 in his house

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So I have a best friend whose house I've been visiting almost every week for over 2 years now. I have never had to use the toilet before, well at least not to do a number 2, until last night... Not because I like to, or because I want to, but because I HAVE TO (obviously).

And the strangest thing in the world happened, my best friend WOULDN'T LET ME! He said it was bad manners, awkward and all other kinds of ridiculous arguments. I said "eff you" and went anyway, because I literally couldn't hold it. But he made a huge stink (sorry) and wasn't happy about it at all.

 
Suffice to say, the night didn't end very well... I have learned to accept his quircks over the year, but I don't think I can speak to him anymore. Let alone go to his house, knowing that he doesn't even trust me with his **bleep** toilet. Has this ever happened to anyone? Is this normal? Am I overreacting?

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Re: Best friend wouldn't let me do a number 2 in his house

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You gotta do what you gotta do. Y'all could've handled it better than this.


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The guy's a jerk.  You did the right thing.

 

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And the award for the most random and well thought out thread of the year goes toooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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CensoredIdentity wrote:
And the award for the most random and well thought out thread of the year goes toooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Get out.


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Re: Best friend wouldn't let me do a number 2 in his house

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Next time you're over, use the restroom and give him a good ol' upper decker.

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Both of you are overreacting
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Corruptedechoes wrote:

CensoredIdentity wrote:
And the award for the most random and well thought out thread of the year goes toooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Get out.


Sorry I couldnt help myself butisnt it a but much making a thread about it? 

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Re: Best friend wouldn't let me do a number 2 in his house

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Maybe he wouldn't have minded so much if you had this:

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