I was hunting this guy on an island with my pals, as I always do at the end of the semester, and it just so happened I came across a tapir with a sombrero taped to it's rear end. Long story short tacos and chicken enchilada suizas were wasted and I lost my flaregun along with my boxset of Season 2 of Heroes; Hayden Panettiere poster and all. The flight home was quiet to say the least.
How could you?
So there was this girl I liked so I finally went up to her and asked her out which she said ok.
So this was the second time we were going out and I decided to take her to a buffet. This girl is slim and trim but eats ALOT even more than me...
So Everytime she got up to get something to eat I would do the same and match her eating wise. So after the meal I was completely stuffed. Sitting in my car with her... I reached over the passenger side and gave her a kiss on the cheek. She blushed and we went on our way... So about halfway to the destination she decided to pull the most random move by leaning over and pressing hard in my stomach as we were driving...... I ended up making the loudest and longest fart ever. She took a second or two and then starting laughing non stop the entire ride back to her house.
I was sooo embarrassed.
When i was younger, when a girl you have a crush on and wanna bang asks if she can you your ***** in the middle of class
When i was 15 , i was slightly ****y in front of the girl i had a crush on but she didnt see it , and then the girl behind me panced me i was wearing shorts, it wasn;t in school it was oustide on the way home , it was out for 5 girls to see .