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A man walks into a bar...

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...and approaches the bartender. The man says "Help! I can't tell my horses apart!"

 

"Shave the tail of one of your horses," replies the bartender.

 

The man mentions how great of an idea this is and leaves the bar. A months later, the same man comes back to the bar and approaches the bartender. "My horses' tail grew its hair back! I can't tell my horses apart again!" exclaims the man.

 

The bartender then says "Shave the mane of one of your horses." The man leaves the bar to try this. Another few months later, the same man enters the bar and approaches the bartender.

 

"My horses' mane grew back, and I can't tell the horses apart again!" states the man.

 

The bartender is annoyed now and yells "Fine, measure both of your horses; one is bound to be taller than the other!" The man leaves the bar and goes home to measure the horses. A few days later, the man comes back to the bar and looks excited.

 

He walks up to the bartender and says "It worked! I measure both of my horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

 

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I thought you were going to say "ouch." Smiley Very Happy
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I don't get it... if it's supposed to be an innuendo then it makes sence... if not... Smiley Indifferent
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renatabls wrote:
I don't get it... if it's supposed to be an innuendo then it makes sence... if not... Smiley Indifferent

The horses are two different colors. Unless there is some sort of extenuating circumstance in which the horse owner cannot discern the colors of the horses I would assume that's the "joke". What I'm not getting is the innuendo...

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renatabls wrote:
I don't get it... if it's supposed to be an innuendo then it makes sence... if not... Smiley Indifferent

 

The OP's joke is making the man unaware that he has 2 different colored horses. He tries to find ways to tell them apart besides just looking at what color they are.

 

As for my joke, it refers to a man walking into an actual metal bar, in which case he'd probably be in pain. Smiley Wink

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says"why the long face?" Smiley Indifferent

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The innuendo is funnier. Smiley Wink
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The innuendo is funnier. Smiley Wink

Okay, after reading that last part completely out of context, now I get it and I want to ask why.

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A group of fonts walk into a bar. ‘Get out of my pub!’ shouts the barman. ‘We don’t serve your type in here.’

 

A man walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm. ‘What would you like?’ asks the barman. The man replies, ‘A pint of beer and one for the road.’

 

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘I’d like a beer and a mop…’

 

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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra......

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