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May 20 2014
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A Man Gets a Little Too "Friendly" With a ATM & a Picnic Table

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Being drunk played a role.

Man arrested at Tennessee bar for attempting to have sex with ATM and picnic table

And the Angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!“
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Crap, this was meant for Off Topic. Can a mod please move it? Thank you.

And the Angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!“
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May 20, 2014

What in the.....is that erven possible!!?


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May 20, 2014
Well I've never seen an ATM in Home but we have gift machines galore.

Oh no! What hath I wrought? O.O
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May 20, 2014

How have been seen or been read cannot be undone Smiley Indifferent

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May 20, 2014

Lmao oh wow

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May 20, 2014

evilfluffybunny wrote:

Crap, this was meant for Off Topic. Can a mod please move it? Thank you.


nah it's perfectly appropriate for here efb. Smiley Very Happy



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May 20, 2014

evilfluffybunny wrote:

attempting to have sex with a picnic table


 

Sorry everyone, that was me. You know how I get sometimes when I'm drunk... Smiley Sad

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May 20, 2014

This is my secret hobby.

 

Well, *was* a secret.







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May 20, 2014

I want to get that drunkSmiley LOL


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