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Re: A Man Gets a Little Too "Friendly" With a ATM & a Picnic Table

May 20, 2014

The only thing I ever dry humped was my chair in 4th grade, and that was for giggles. This on the other hand...

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Re: A Man Gets a Little Too "Friendly" With a ATM & a Picnic Table

May 20, 2014
Any one knows where the nearest atm is located at.
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May 21, 2014

@King_xO-AsSaSSinI was wondering the same thing, but at the same time trying to avoid the imagery.

@Miss_Ann_ThropeLol. Devs better start putting warning labels on their gift machines then.

@HOPPER_34That is true. Smiley Tongue

@mdwalkeI'm not helping you locate one. Lol.

And the Angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!“
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Re: A Man Gets a Little Too "Friendly" With a ATM & a Picnic Table

May 22, 2014
That mustve hurt.
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Re: A Man Gets a Little Too "Friendly" With a ATM & a Picnic Table

May 22, 2014

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That mustve hurt.

Haahaa. A couple of years ago, there was a story about man in China who got his weenie stuck in a park bench while having sex with it. It was the kind of bench with the round holes in it. Lucky for him his weenie didn't end up having to be removed in order to get it unstuck from the bench. I laughed so hard about that story for days.

And the Angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!“
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Re: A Man Gets a Little Too "Friendly" With a ATM & a Picnic Table

May 22, 2014

This is horrible. I bet the ATM machine was underage, too. I feel a little better about the picnic table, because... you know... splinters. Smiley Tongue

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