After thinking about about this, I finally came to the conclusion that I would be the biggest troll president ever.
Things I would push:
- Free abortions and birth control. Accidents happen, I'd rather two people get a mulligan than be **bleep** parents
- Mandatory DNA testing at child births. Sorry Maury Povich, you ARE gonna have to find another way to exploit idiots.
- College would be free unless you are going for a higher level degree. That way everyone has a chance to get a higher education.
- Urban schools (really all schools in general) would have to teach students how to manage money. Growing up, everyone always said "You need your education to get a nice job and make money" but no one ever taught us what to do if we ever got money. It's really perplexing seeing co workers spend their last on $150 pairs of shoes before they pay their bills.
- SCEA would have to recognize me as Supreme Ruler of the Playstation Universe
- Ban military grade weapons
- I'd leave welfare and government assistance alone (or as it is under Obama).
- I'd correct the greatest tragedy in recent American history. If topless women are censored on TV then topless fat men like Rick Ross will be censored as well.
There's probably more but I'm tired.
eagles1990 wrote:
After thinking about about this, I finally came to the conclusion that I would be the biggest troll president ever.
Things I would push:
- Free abortions and birth control. Accidents happen, I'd rather two people get a mulligan than be **bleep** parents
- Mandatory DNA testing at child births. Sorry Maury Povich, you ARE gonna have to find another way to exploit idiots.
- College would be free unless you are going for a higher level degree. That way everyone has a chance to get a higher education.
- Urban schools (really all schools in general) would have to teach students how to manage money. Growing up, everyone always said "You need your education to get a nice job and make money" but no one ever taught us what to do if we ever got money. It's really perplexing seeing co workers spend their last on $150 pairs of shoes before they pay their bills.
- SCEA would have to recognize me as Supreme Ruler of the Playstation Universe
- Ban military grade weapons
- I'd leave welfare and government assistance alone (or as it is under Obama).
- I'd correct the greatest tragedy in recent American history. If topless women are censored on TV then topless fat men like Rick Ross will be censored as well.
There's probably more but I'm tired.
I may have a few issues with some of those but one thing you said stuck out to me. Ban military grade weapons
Can you define what weapons you would specifically ban? There are some Americans, actually more than half of us, who view the 2nd ammendment as being there not to give us guns for self defense or for hunting but that its there to give us gun in case the government oversteps its bounds so we can form a militia to protect our constitutional liberties.
now you might say "that would never happen" so if you do i just want you to check out one thing, research "The Battle Of Athens".
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