
01-29-2013 09:57 AM
Rules are simple, you can only answer the previous post with a quote from fight club. If there is forum innapropriae language just alter it and make your alterations in italics! I'll start with one of my favorites!
"Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God darn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables — slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy stuff we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ticked off"
01-29-2013 10:01 AM
"The first rule about Fight Club.. you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!"
01-29-2013 10:02 AM
PLYMCO_PILGRIM wrote:Rules are simple, you can only answer the previous post with a quote from fight club. If there is forum innapropriae language just alter it and make your alterations in italics! I'll start with one of my favorites!
"Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God darn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables — slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy stuff we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ticked off"
Furp off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns,
I say never be complete,
I say stop being perfect,
I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
Moble
01-29-2013 10:05 AM
"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!" -Tyler
01-29-2013 10:05 AM
01-29-2013 10:05 AM
GOW71 wrote:"The first rule about Fight Club.. you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!"
The second rule of Fight CLub is... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
I see a lot of new faces here tonight.. (laughs in the crowd). Which means a lot of you have been breaking the First Rule of Fight Club.
Moble
01-29-2013 10:11 AM
Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need him!
Moble
01-29-2013 10:17 AM
moblesuit75 wrote:
GOW71 wrote:"The first rule about Fight Club.. you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!"
The second rule of Fight CLub is... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
I see a lot of new faces here tonight.. (laughs in the crowd). Which means a lot of you have been breaking the First Rule of Fight Club.
Moble
"The third and final rule of Fight Club... If it's your first night at Fight Club. You have to fight."
01-29-2013 10:18 AM
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside.
Now, should we initiate a recall?
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X.
If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Moble![]()
01-29-2013 10:20 AM
GOW71 wrote:
moblesuit75 wrote:
GOW71 wrote:"The first rule about Fight Club.. you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!"
The second rule of Fight CLub is... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
I see a lot of new faces here tonight.. (laughs in the crowd). Which means a lot of you have been breaking the First Rule of Fight Club.
Moble
"The third and final rule of Fight Club... If it's your first night at Fight Club. You have to fight."
Being that it is my favorite movie of all time, possibly, I must correct here.
There are actually Eight Rules of Fight Club, as follows:
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time. (fellas, laughing in crowd)
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Happy to help. ![]()
Moble