This was the greatest news I had heard all day.
Jersey Show, one of the worst television atrocities (not the worst, because that title goes to Toddlers and Tiaras) was cancelled.
I felt a tremendous amount of joy burst from my chest. No more will the world be subjected to the horrors that were brought upon mankind by those...creatures.
Roddlers and Tiaras..OH DEAR GOD
I googled it ... MY EYES! THEY BURN!
Also about time. That was such a terrible TV show. I watched half a minute of it and I turned the TV off.