MotorStorm Series

[TimbosTNT]

im not going to jump to any conclusions but id like to know, are the servers for MotorStorm finally down for good (or im probably not having the best of signal strength at the moment)

can anyone confirm this?

[Lewis_Hamilton_]

Unfortunately, Evolution Studios only have enough 20p coins left to run just the one server, which is for Motorstorn: Apocalypse.

Since Evo were struggling for money, the server for Monument Valley was burned down and claimed on the insurance. The money was soon snorted on cocaine, and the team at Evo Studios soon realised they had got high on the money that was supposed to support the Pacific Rift servers. Therefore, the Pacific Rft server will soon be listed on Ebay or sold on a flea market.

The team are expecting at least £15 for selling the server, which should be enough money to buy some papaer and ink to print off some CV's (or resumes for you state side people) in hope of a new job at Carpet Right.

[ChrisFerr]

Dear Mr Hamilton,

As acting CEO of CarpetRite, I should like to inform you that we pride ourselves on our consistent, customer friendly, business ethos. Based on the supposition that if you treat your existing customer base with dignity, respect, and listen to their opinions, you will, in fact retain said customers, and regain repeat business and subsequent profits.

Whereas, the customer care ethos of Evo, ie screw people over, resolutely ignore their justified complaints, continue to sell them DLC  items, knowing full well they have only a 6 week period in which to utilise said DLC items, before shutting the  online service down forever, without contemplating any kind of pay-per-play/alternative server management scheme ,  is actually  incompatible with  staying in business altogether.

So it is wth chagrin that I read your comments, and take exception to the notion that we at CarpetRite would be interested in hiring such apathetic, short-sighted, fleece-em-while-you-can-minded individuals.

Yours sincerely,

Mr, E. Vorsole 

xxx

[TimbosTNT]

Well, im glad to see everyone has the time to put forth some whit to an otherwise (and i see by these responses, obvious) simple question.

Honestly i was looking for a simple answer, thankfully i speak sarcastic whit, so thanks for your -if anything- timely responses.

[bombora69]

yes, soon to be gone forever.