Here are my three favourite Quotes:
1) 'I **bleep** You Up Your Arse Arshole' - Used by the Russians Online when you press L1 and I have also heard it in single player.
These next two were said one after the other in single player, it made me **bleep**ing laugh!
Here's what happened, I was running across a road and a fat **bleep** ran me over and said
2) 'Go home to your pisshead of a mother' - I was like **bleep** you cheeky **bleep**, so got my baseball bat out and smashed his window to then hear
3) 'Piss off I'm going to the graveyard to dig up your grandmother and **bleep** her' I then pissed myself with laughter, dragged his ass out the car and beat him the **bleep** up
GTA4 Random Cop
I'm so bad I kick my own ass !
I laugh every time I hear it
On top of the northern most bridge in San Fierro "There are no easter eggs here, go away" GTA SA
When you have a lot of money in GTA SA and you drive recklessly CJ will occasionally say "I'm rich and F-ing crazy"
The **bleep**opops signs in SA "Start your day with a mouth full of **bleep**"
In the **bleep** shops in SA, one of the videos features a picture of a hampster "A passage of love"
In GTA VC on the Flash FM channel, on of the bumpers is "We tell you what's hot and play it till you love it"
Here are my favorite gta quotes i also added some from a few other games.....
(drunk hailing a cab) YEEEELLOOOOOWW CCAAAARRRR!!!! - niko belic - gta iv
my mothers my sister - random ped - gta 3
in the navy! - random ped - gta 3
trespassers will will be shot survivors will be shot again - sign - gta vice city
you werent supposed to be able to get here you know - secret sign - gta 3
I recognize all of those.
Cop from GTA4: If you dont stop I'll be very mad!
Random ped in LCS: I gotta date with a cheese deluxe!
Lazlo from Vrock: I'm tired of all these parents calling up and saying "My son listened to your station and then he flunked out of school, wah, wah, wah" Well how are you gonna learn to party in school, Mom?