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Dec 21 2012
By: OzDaddy62 Treasure Hunter 4921 posts
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The GT5 World did not end!

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Rejoice!  The GT5 world did not end.  I just checked, all my cars are still there, the tracks are in good condition, no fractures, the pit garage is not in flames and my friends list is still populated.

But do stay out of the open lobbies today.  Those Mayan drivers are just going nuts!

Now what am I going to do with all those tins of food stacked in the pit garage?

 

Looking forward to the  "El Castillo" track at Xunantunich DLC.

 

Party on dudes! (as translated from the original Mayan).



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Dec 21, 2012

OzDaddy62 wrote:

Rejoice!  The GT5 world did not end.  I just checked, ... the tracks are in good condition, no fractures, the pit garage is not in flames...

 

Party on dudes! (as translated from the original Mayan).


Smiley Happy  Because we are lucky that the GT5 tracks did not make it into Apple©™ (I need to put in © and ™ here so that I do not get sued) map app.

 

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Yeah I hear that track has 365 corners and when the sun sets the grand stands cast a shadow of a serpent across the finish line.

Happy Baktun Oz, and all my fellow GT5 friends.

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Dec 21, 2012
Lol, that is a funny post OzD! However, the day is not over. Don't bring bad "juju" on yourself by speaking too soon. So save those tv dinner trays!
" A defeat is good for the character if you take it the right way."

Who said it?
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Dec 21, 2012

Two Mayans walk into a bar just as the world is coming to an end.



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Unfortunately some of you may be experiencing the inevitable launch day problems that often occur with a rollout of this magnitude.  If you are experiencing difficulties please contact our Support team at 1-800 MAYANS and choose one of the following options that best describes the difficulty you are experiencing:

 

Press 1 for:

"My world isn't ending?!"

 

Press 2 for:

"The apocalypse appears to be underway but is somewhat weaker than expected"

 

Press 3 for:

"Zombies???"

 

Press 4 for:

"Global Thermonuclear War"

 

Press 5 for:

"A nice game of Chess, Professor Falken?"

 

...

 

Press 9 if your world has successfully ended and you no longer need assistance.

 

 

We appreciate your patience during this time, please enjoy the following music while you wait!

 

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"Every silver lining has a touch of grey.. "
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F1Cheetor wrote:
Lol, that is a funny post OzD! However, the day is not over. Don't bring bad "juju" on yourself by speaking too soon. So save those tv dinner trays!

No TV dinners, but just realized I had all these tins and no opener!  Phew!

And I just tried calling 1-800 MAYANS and got a very suggestive offer from a nice Mayan lady.  

No not that, they're selling calendars real cheap.



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Dec 21, 2012

why would Mayans be selling 2013 Calendars?  lol

 

nice thread Oz!

 

Just in case, I got my healthy dose of R.E.M.'s "It's theEnd of the World as we know it" (and I feel fine)

 

If you don't have this song memorized,you're a noob!

 

"Leonard Bernstein!"

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Dec 21, 2012

The doomsayers got it wrong because they used SONY's Mayan-English Book of Translation and it doesn't have a word for "soon".

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nuTTTz wrote:

Two Mayans walk into a bar just as the world is coming to an end.


Mayan #1:  Hey want to go get a beer?

Mayan #2:  Well, I was working on this calandar, but I suppose if I don't finish it wont be the end of the world.

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