"now guys, i know you all want to run around and get favor so just sit back n let me kill everyone for you. i know how valuable your mani-pedis are"
"my god, he has a whole 10% health left compared to your full health bar. clearly you got this and i should go handle the guy trying to kill polyphemus"
"whats that you say? you need help because theres 3 of them on you in a corner? no prob" (you have no idea how many people have left me in that corner and tried to steal the altar thats literally 2 inches away from the mcgangbang)
"i dont know about you, but i sure am glad that the Griffen Armor was so impossible to earn. it makes everything else look like a priss"
"and what better weapon to butcher my opponents with than the almighty SoD or Barbarian hammer. the most broken weapons in the game?"