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Feb 18 2013
By: Shikagen08 Hekseville Citizen 348 posts
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Things to do while we wait for release date!

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My suggestions to make the wait a bit more bearable. Feel free to add:

1. Hum your favourite GoW track everywhere you go. My personal favourite is "The End Begins".
2. Play all the previous GoW games in chronological order. On the hardest difficulty. Blindfolded.
3. Let GMG teach you how to be a run vet. (Will help with #2)
4. Refresh the God of War: Ascension forum home page 11 million times a day.
5. Scream everything you say, no matter what it is. "I AM THE ASSISTANT OF PAUL!" "IF ALL IN THIS BURGER KING SHALL DENY ME MY KETCHUP, THEN ALL IN THIS BURGER KING SHALL FALL... BY MY FARTS! " Make it up as you go.
6. During sexy time with the lady, refer to your *bleep* as the "Blade of Olympus". Tell her you're going to drain all your godly powers into her. Demand blood orbs after. Don't forget to shout. Alternatively, ladies, you could refer to your lady parts as "Zeus' stomach"... because... you know.
7. When you get the demo, play only that til the game comes out. Do not. Stop. Playing. Sleep is for the weak.
8. Tweet the your most random comments to Game Director Todd Papy." @toddpapy, the game should have a QTE where Kratos eats lunch. If you fails, he gets acid reflux. What u think? "
9. Make GoW-themed meals. Grilled Hydra steaks with blood reduction. Medusa's Head Muffins. Minotaur burgers with Spartan fries. Roasted Satyr with a side of Ambrosia salad. The possibilities are endless.
10. Schedule time to be sick on March 12th. Plan your strategy. Will you fake measles? Eat half a cigarette? Break your own foot? How long will you need? A full day? Half a day? A week. You must ensure that you obtain the platinum as soon as possible!

C'mon fellow fans! What will you be doing in the coming weeks?
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Feb 18, 2013

Awesome list, I will have to try all of this!

 

My favorite song is "The End Begins, To Rock!" Smiley Happy

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Feb 18, 2013
I just **bleep** and OD on sleeping pills.

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Feb 18, 2013
Disturbed: The End Begins (To Rock!) is an AWESOME song!
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Feb 19, 2013
The God of War 1 OST plays repeatedly at my house. I love it.

"The End Begins (To Rock)" is a great tune!

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Feb 19, 2013
lol nice list! +1 Kudos
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Feb 19, 2013

I wonder if there's anyone out there like me. My favourite music genre is... GOW? My song list is dominated by GOW soundtracks and I listen to them every day Smiley Very Happy

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Feb 19, 2013

Going to plat infamous in my free time

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Feb 19, 2013

Wrath of Poseidon is awesome

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Feb 20, 2013
Shiki: >hum
I'd rather not.

>chronological order
So long as you first played them in order of release.

>on VH
How lovely. But just vanilla conditions?

>blindfolded
Save the jokes.

>teach
I'm game.

>refresh **bleep**
No thanks. There is enough topic spam to cover that.

>scream
I'll save that for trespassers that need firm verbal commands for compliance.

>the lady
>the
Curious.

>blood orbs
I don't think you want this.

>lady parts as
Pandora's Box.

>only that
It won't take me that long to test it properly. If I have time, maybe three days.

>more joking
Come now.

>Tweet Papy
I'll share evaluation of this demo (like the other) and again for retail (after a month or so of working the game over). Just as he asked for from 'vets'.

>themed meals
I'm not into that sort of thing. Same for cosplay.

>sick
I'll just refuse as much optional work as I can, neglect the forum rounds and get down to business. That will suffice.

>Plat
I doubt it will take a week. Half that, maybe. MP trophies of the obnoxious variety are the only way to extend it as such. A ploy to keep people playing for a bit.

>doing
Making rounds, demo testing, evaluating other runners, working with MGR, watching videos of others playing games terribly, etc.

Disturbed: >all of this
>all
So which entry shall your lessons be starting with?

Hippy: >pill talk
What's all this now?

Lord: That to say you're ready for lessons?

Cougar: >Plat
Do Bolt-Only NUR+ and Melee-Only NUR+ if you wish to spice it up beyond that. Collecting junk was driving me up the wall. I hate that s***.
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