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Dec 07 2009
By: CrimsonOmen Treasure Hunter 5067 posts
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*UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for Modern Warfare 2 (updated.)

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*UNOFFICIALN00b Weapons List for

Modern Warfare 2 

 

Ok I'll get the list started, feel free to add any weapons I miss. All these weapons I have observed being slandered as "noob" on various threads, so I figured a consolidation was in order I have collaborated these weapons based on complaints from the PSforum, XBforum and IWforum sites.

 

*Please note that if you use any of the weapons listed below, you are subject to being referred to as a complete and total n00b.

 

ASSAULT:

SCAR-H

M16A4

M4A1

FAMAS

TAR21

ACR

F2000

*FAL is exempt from noob list unless used with modified controller 

*AK47 is for 1337 level 70's only 

 

SMG:

UMP45

MP5k

Vector

P90 (featuring akimbo)

Mini Uzi

 

LMG:

AUG HBar

RPD

*** Please note no other LMGs are listed due to the fact that NOBODY uses them 

 

SNIPER:

Intervention (w/thermal)

.50cal (HBS)

M21 EBR (when one bullet can't get the job done) 

WA2000

 

SHOTGUN:

Model 1887 (featuring akimbo)

AA-12 (way to spray your mag, n00b)

Striker

Ranger (featuring akimbo) 

M1014 

 

LAUNCHER:

Thumper

Javelin ("pro-martyrdom" exploit) 

*AT-4 when used as a super M203

 

HANDGUN:

*Any pistol equipped w/ Tactical knife

featuring perks Marathon/Lightweight/Commando

 

MACHINE PISTOL:

G18 (featuring akimbo)

PP2000 

M93 Raffica (aka "mini M16/FAMAS)

 

SHIELD:

lol

 

EQUIPMENT:

Claymore (you effing camper!)

C4 (used to protect objectives) 

Knife (not throwing knife... just knife)

Flashbang (stop throwing them)

 

PERKS: 

One Man Army (unlimited everything, what!?)

Marathon (rushing low lives)

Scavenger (what's a matter, can't aim?)

Sleight of Hand (multiple mags during one encounter? noob.)

 

Lightweight (what are you a fairy?)

Danger Close (w/ Javelin glitch... you gotta be kiddin meh)

Cold Blooded (my ac130 gunner can't see you...coward) 

Bling (noob tube and silencer?)

 

Sitrep (lol nvm)

Steady Aim (learn to aim)

Ninja Pro (hbs got ya down?)

Commando (teleportation is for star trek)

 

 

KILLSTREAK REWARDS:

Care package (you n00b got an ac130 from 4 kills!? wtfomgbbq)  

-Also, when enemies successfully drop the crate on your unsuspecting head

**courtesy of G4 

Harrier Strike

Pave Low 

Chopper Gunner

AC130

Nuke

 

 

GAMEPLAY STRATEGIES:

Camping (w/HBS)

Defensive playing

Rushing

Run and Gun

Sniping

Knifing Only

Shield Wielding

 

So far this is all I have assembled in terms of weapons, killstreaks and gameplay tactics.

 

Please feel free to add, comment or flame as you wish- these are forums and I urge you to add your two cents.  

 

 

 

 

 




Message Edited by CrimsonOmen on 12-06-2009 11:21 PM
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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I guess there are quite a few noobs running around this game.:smileyvery-happy:
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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LOL I think that just about covers it.
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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im going to assume you made this thread as a joke....
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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Well maybe if I knife all day I'll be considered a legend and worthy of peoples praise LOL. Hey maybe I can become a throwing knife marksman and throw knives across the map. That would be the day LOL. :smileyvery-happy:
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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I guess I'm a noob with a 2.19 kdr since I use the scar the most. This list makes Zero sense IMO.
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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im going to assume you made this thread as a joke....
I wonder how much time it took for the OP to make this thread.

 

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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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wouldn't be easier to make a not noob list serious OP shut the hell up more than half of that ISN'T noob.
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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Not really a noob list, if basically every single gun in the game is on it
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Re: *UNOFFICIAL* n00b weapons list for MW2 11/30/09

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jkry_2_1_ wrote:
wouldn't be easier to make a not noob list serious OP shut the hell up more than half of that ISN'T noob.

Well from the looks of it if he made a "not noob" list then it would be kind of empty seeing that just about every gun is on this one. Just saying LOL.

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